churchbelle: (i think i had a stroke)
hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
razzledazzles: (got these itchy feet)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-28 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, okay he's here. He's tugged down, and he doesn't resist it at all, of course. He straddles Hazel now, moving his hand away from the back of the chair to wrap around Hazel's shoulders, instead. He leans forward with all of his weight, pressing Hazel slowly against the chair as he deepens this kiss. He's officially out of lines for the moment, too wrapped up in completely falling into this. He slides even closer in Hazel's lap, still hunching to kiss him like he wants to. He doesn't mind at all. ]
razzledazzles: (❀ 179)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-28 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[The robe ends just above his knees, a little higher now that he's straddling Hazel like this. Very appropriate sleep wear. The arm around Hazel's shoulders slips back enough to run fingers into his hair at the back of his head, curling to grip slightly as he presses in further. Hmm, it's a good thing they found a sturdy arm chair, after all. They'd be slipping backwards with Jae-Ha moving this carelessly on anything else.

He shivers just a bit at that hand on his thigh, his own free one moving to Hazel's shoulder and then dragging down the front of his chest. What a relaxing day this is, now. Totally relaxing.]
razzledazzles: (❀ 159)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-28 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he wants to do the opposite of smacking that hand away, but he can control his thirst well enough to a point like this. Hazel is warm and pressing back into him and it's much easier to bunch up that shirt of his at the bottom and slide his hand right under. It is like a continuation of before-- he hopes it can keep going, shamelessly.

His hair is everywhere, too, but Hazel can deal with that as he pauses just to breathe lightly over his lips. ]


I like you like this. [ but then he always likes him ]
razzledazzles: (❀ 168)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Thirst meets thirst and the only way they're going to get off this chair now is if the chair ends up not being good enough. For now, it's just right. Hazel's hands are on him and his mouth is at his neck, and Jae-Ha tilts his head back slightly to enjoy every bit of that. He's messing up Hazel's hair a bit, but it's just so easy to grab at with the length it is. His hand smooths over his chest, taking his time in feeling every inch. Now that he's allowed to go this far, he'd better make the most of it, right?]

Am I, now? [That flattery works so well that his pleasure at it is practically dripping from his tone. Honestly, his head is spinning, too. They're both in this spot, so much so that he can feel his heart beating in his chest now. This is further than they've gone before, and it makes him terribly eager. He's hyper aware of Hazel's hand under his robe, and now the lips on his neck— God.

Though he's already entirely on Hazel's lap, he makes the motion of sliding closer in it. Basically, he just presses more against Hazel, hello—]


Should I try to make it spin a bit more?
razzledazzles: (you didn't know I was such a dancer)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[They match up so well. He's not going to ruin this wonderful pacing, even with how it's turning him on. It would be so easy to skip steps, but that just wouldn't be fair in the long run. He wants to enjoy every little bit. That little gasp excites him far more than it has any right to, and the hand in Hazel's hair slips out of it. It grips at his shoulder for a moment before traveling down Hazel's chest and back up his shirt to join his other hand.

His worst, huh? Well... This chair is proving to be just as much of a challenge as it is a blessing, but Jae-Ha doesn't mind. The gay challenge, for real.

He takes his time feeling up Hazel with both hands now, testing each sensitive spot for its own reaction before he slips them around Hazel, between him and the chair. His fingers curl into his shoulder blades as he shifts a little pointedly in his lap. Hm, there's no room at all here, he can't even hunch low enough to kiss down him. The most he can do is turn and duck to kiss at his ear, lingering.]


We may have to move for that.
razzledazzles: (and four to go)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I had no idea.

[There's no way he can take staying here any longer when Hazel is reacting so much to a bunch of simple touches. Sliding his hands back around to Hazel's chest, he pushes himself back slightly, stopping along the way to steal a kiss on the lips. He hums into it, eager, and when he slips back the rest of the way, his hands drag with him.

But he's quick to reach for the hand that had been at his thigh, gripping his fingers to pull Hazel up with him.]


What sort of things are you hoping for, I wonder? I'd like to hear them. [Is he going to tease all the way to the bed? Probably. If they can make it there— all the way across this large bedroom is so far, especially is he's going to keep stopping like he does now to kiss Hazel.]
razzledazzles: (❀ 179)

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, it looks like they'll have to get a bit further with everything before he can start seeing if Hazel will say all the things he wants out loud. That's fine, that's expected, and the second there are hands on his skin again it's even more okay. His small gasp is cut off by the kiss, and so he hums into it, instead. Those fingers gain a shiver, and he alternates between pressing back into the kiss and continuing to move back towards the bed.

He moves as fast as he can manage between these eager kisses, which is to say all-too-slowly. He doesn't remember what he was thinking they should do next before they got into this little mess again, and he doesn't care now that he has the green light. And here he was thinking all this time that he'd have to work so hard at holding back, that he had to be patient, that it might be a mistake.

None of that mattered now. What mattered was moving back towards the bed step by step, and not forgetting to grab at Hazel's shirt, shoving it upwards insistently as they walk. Come on, just get this out of the way ahead of time—]
razzledazzles: (❀ 168)

should I put a sin warning in the subject in advance

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[There's Hazel, hello. That laugh is incredibly attractive, somehow, and if that wasn't enough, now he has his body to take in. Or at least he does until it's pressing too close to him to properly ogle. This ends up being fine, too, with how just those simple touches make his whole body heat up.

But the back of his leg hits the bed, finally, and he moves his hands to Hazel's arms to steady the both of them, just in case. He's still wasting no time in sitting down on it, reaching and tugging for Hazel to follow after him so he can lean back. Ugh, they have so much more room on a bed, this is going to be much nicer.]


Look at you. [Just some mumbled appreciation as Jae-Ha reaches eagerly for Hazel, pulling him down into a hungry kiss.]
razzledazzles: (❀ 159)

now you have to put a warning in ur log warnings, warning: sin

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Like this, he can admire all of Hazel much easier. His shirt is out of the way, at least, and his pants make this not nearly as easy access as Jae-Ha has kindly made it, but that's alright. Half of the fun is taking things off bit by bit in eagerness. Or, at least Jae-Ha thinks so.

The hand in his hair alone would drive him crazy, but now the other one is opening his robe and there's a knee between his legs and Hazel looks more beautiful than ever. His hands reach up to cup each side of Hazel's face, a small noise slipping out between the last kiss and this next one. His skin is feeling more and more cool as his robe opens, and Hazel is a quick solution to that.

His hands slide down from his face to his shoulders, running down over his shoulder blades and back as he lies down completely. Now there's hair everywhere and robe everywhere and Jae-Ha is only trying to pull Hazel closer.]
Edited 2016-09-29 05:33 (UTC)
razzledazzles: (❀ 144)

nsfw text I cannot Believe

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Are you complaining?

[He seems to like the robe now, at least, with how much he toys around just in opening it up. Jae-Ha loves every minute of it, honestly. This slow sort of work up is really getting him going. So, by the time Hazel is on top of him, kissing the corner of his mouth and saying such completely arousing words, he's completely lost to this mood.]

Come here.

[So, he kisses him again. One of his arms slips mostly out of the robe, and he lets that side drop away before bringing his hand back up to Hazel's shoulder. He's kissing him deeply, another little noise showing his eagerness as he presses up even more into the kiss. Lightly, he squeezes his shoulder, almost like an impatient nudge to either let him roll them over into another position or to hurry and do something more before he goes crazy.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Only half of Jae-Ha's robe has been left behind, but this arm is too busy running down Hazel's chest immediately after the roll is over. Even with the knee still there, he doesn't hesitate to follow the pressing of that hand closer. His other hand laces into Hazel's hair, gripping lightly as his kissing heats up just enough to have him breaking it shortly after with a quiet gasp. This is a lot more feeling than he was expecting it to be. This is a lot more everything than he was expecting.

This is just fine.

His next kiss is at his jawline, and then his neck, and he dares to dip as low as his collar bone while both of his hands drag down his sides. His fingers stop at the waistband of his pants, nudging and toying with them but not really committing to shoving them out of the way just yet. He's too busy really getting into this collarbone kiss.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, impatience. That's what he likes to see. Of course, hips pressing up into his own and the noise that follows only work to drive him a little more insane himself. He's holding onto this pacing with pure willpower, determined to enjoy every last bit of Hazel without taking too long and losing the mood.

He smirks against Hazel's skin, his fingers tugging only a little more at the sides of Hazel's pants as he kisses a little further down on his chest.]


You're only going to make me want to take my time even more. [A cute reaction like that... How's a guy supposed to move on when he's earning this? Still, only shortly after he says that does he fall to temptation himself. It takes some maneuvering with their positions, but he at least shoves them down and out of the way enough that Hazel can deal with the rest.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-29 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ watching Hazel lose his patience so suddenly is the best thing. The hair tug earns a small, surprised noise and a light chuckle, and once Hazel's hips roll up to meet him again, Jae-Ha let's out his own heavy breath. He's going to take his time just enough to drive himself and Hazel crazy, of course, but he can't just ignore a request like that.

One of his hands moves to rest on the bed besides Hazel's face, and Jae-Ha leans back up eagerly. This time, he rolls down with his hips, as well, covering up his gasp at the friction with a kiss. His other hand moves, too, running down Hazel's chest and then his side, before reaching his hip. He squeezes there lightly, then drags his hand down along the side of Hazel's thigh, pulling that leg closer to himself as he goes.

God, Hazel is really... Jae-Ha wants to see how many more breaths he can draw out, how many different noises Hazel might make, and just how much he can make him impatiently demand more. Jae-Ha leans down for the moment to deepen the kiss as far as he can, the weight of his body pressing on top of Hazel's as a soft groan slips its way into this kiss. ]

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