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what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]

A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]

Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...

B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:

1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD

He sure is out and about...]

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If you'd like me to give him an exceptionally rough time, I won't even count it as your request for winning.

[He'll do it... free of charge. He's already going to do it.]

You'd do that for lil old me? I'm touched.

[Heh..... heh!! Eat it, Gojyo. Call him a cocksucker again now!!!!]

I'm sure it'll be a real fun evenin'.

I can't forgive someone who's given you such a hard time.

[A soul stealing hack?? After how he's seen Hazel care? That's not beautiful at all.] I'll be sure to tell you everything, so look forward to it.

[Isn't he a good shinki?? He leans back off the table, offering Hazel a smile.]

[See that, Hazel is charming and people like him, Gojyo... hmph.]

You're a peach. [the best!! He's done with these cards, finally. That's probably enough card games for one day, since Jae-Ha fussed so much about losing at every hand of poker...] Wanna try somethin' else in here, or are ya through?

[After he's been staring at Hazel the past how many hours, there's no way he can focus on something like a game of pool properly. So, he smiles, reaching out for Hazel's hand.]

Let's save some of these for another night, if we can remember where it is. Let's try a few more rooms and see what we find. [And smooch in the doorways some more, he's down for that.]

[A fine plan. He can just leave the cards on the table and stand, still holding onto Jae-Ha's hand as he comes around to the other side. Hey.]

Maybe there's another surprise? I'm interested.

[He's also interested in... kissing in doorways, which is the real plan. Let's go, loser boy.]

There must be.

[ there must be surprises!! Or maybe Hazel will have totally seen it coming when Jae-Ha pauses in the next bedroom to tug Hazel closer for a kiss. It's not even in the doorway, but this is just fine. ]

Somehow, I'm already lost... [ he mumbles that against his lips, as cheesy as he means it, a small laugh breaking the second kiss he tries to give. ]

[Breaking tradition already?? Thank goodness Hazel is a modern man and can adjust to changes quickly. He might not be tugged closer so much as actually put himself closer at the first sign that Jae-Ha is thinking about it, free hand coming up to idly tap on his chest. Hmm.]

That so? [Is it possible for one man to be this precious, what the hell...] We better stay here 'til you're feelin' reacquainted with the place.

[Say more cheesy things to him, he loves this stuff, ugh.]

Then allow me to reacquaint myself.

[ he is here with the cheesy lines. After this one, he presses even closer, taking Hazel's chin in his free hand so he can tip it up for a deeper kiss. One he doesn't have to kill his back as much for. ]

[Great, the romantic comedy he always wanted has finally begun!! Hazel slides his arm up and around his shoulders to quite literally pull himself up some more into this kiss, not quite on his toes yet. They can do this for as long as they want, or for a couple minutes until Hazel pulls back only to press a few shorter kisses to his face, wherever he can reach from here.]

Think it'll take a while to piece it all together? Or are ya more of a quick study? [Answering that is not required, as Hazel is already leaning into another deep kiss. Just keeping the cheesy conversation going, no big deal.]

I'm something of a quick study...

[ cheesy conversation between physical affection is perfect in jae-ha's book. He smiles into their kisses, gently nudging Hazel backwards as they go. ] But to be sure it sticks, I may need to absorb myself in this again and again. It might not be a bad idea to get comfortable.

[ he's still nudging him helpfully backwards, whether they find a wall or a chair or a bed, he doesn't care, he just wants to be closer. ]

[A man with ideas! How attractive... attractively cheesy. Hazel gets the point, leading them back further into the room slowly, so their kissing isn't too interrupted. Somewhere around here there has to be furniture, or... a flat surface, generally speaking... ahem.]

I'll do my best to help, certainly. [He'd say something else ridiculous, but it's just then that he bumps into a conveniently comfortable armchair that's been in this room the whole time. The bump makes him lean back slightly, a surprised noise escaping him while he squeezes his arm around Jae-Ha so he doesn't fall... ah. Okay.]

Well, what do ya know, looks like that won't be hard. [Time to Get Comfortable. He can't help but laugh lightly into the next kiss, tugging Jae-Ha down with him as he starts to sit down. Come here, come here.]

You know, I'm already feeling comfortable.

[ his own smirk answers that laugh as he leans after him. Soon enough, he has to slip one of his hands away to brace on the back of the armchair so he doesn't just fall on top of Hazel. He's a little tall for this, but it's fine, he's too busy kissing Hazel to care. Hazel is as good looking as ever, and he's eager to see what other new little noises he might be able to hear from him. This time, he doesn't have a cheesy line that's important enough to stop again for. All of his hesitance was gone now, left back in the kitchen where they'd agreed this was what they both wanted.

Jae-Ha has no chill. ]

[Jae-Ha has enough chill not to get down in this chair with him, what gives?? Now that Hazel has a free hand again, he simply takes a handful of the front of Jae-Ha's dumb pajama robe and pulls insistently. Come... here!!]

Y'could be more. [He's thirsty enough to mumble this against his lips before kissing him again. Come heeere.]

[ Okay, okay he's here. He's tugged down, and he doesn't resist it at all, of course. He straddles Hazel now, moving his hand away from the back of the chair to wrap around Hazel's shoulders, instead. He leans forward with all of his weight, pressing Hazel slowly against the chair as he deepens this kiss. He's officially out of lines for the moment, too wrapped up in completely falling into this. He slides even closer in Hazel's lap, still hunching to kiss him like he wants to. He doesn't mind at all. ]

[Jae-Ha might be too tall for this, even sitting, but that's completely fine as long as he's in Hazel's lap. Hazel at least tries to compensate, helpfully, sitting up straighter even as he's pressed further into the chair. He can't get enough of this, humming into the kiss and letting go of Jae-Ha's robe to squeeze his hip.

He'll make it about three seconds before he slides his hand down his thigh instead. Where does this silly robe end...]

[The robe ends just above his knees, a little higher now that he's straddling Hazel like this. Very appropriate sleep wear. The arm around Hazel's shoulders slips back enough to run fingers into his hair at the back of his head, curling to grip slightly as he presses in further. Hmm, it's a good thing they found a sturdy arm chair, after all. They'd be slipping backwards with Jae-Ha moving this carelessly on anything else.

He shivers just a bit at that hand on his thigh, his own free one moving to Hazel's shoulder and then dragging down the front of his chest. What a relaxing day this is, now. Totally relaxing.]

[Thank goodness Jae-Ha wears such appropriate clothing for just getting up on him like this. Hazel fiddles a little with the bottom of edge of it for a couple seconds, one last chance to smack his hand away before he slips his fingers up underneath it.

Personally, he feels very relaxed. It shows in the way he hums again, pressing back against Jae-Ha's hand and deepening the kiss a little further. Obviously, he just doesn't want to get swallowed by this chair.]

[ he wants to do the opposite of smacking that hand away, but he can control his thirst well enough to a point like this. Hazel is warm and pressing back into him and it's much easier to bunch up that shirt of his at the bottom and slide his hand right under. It is like a continuation of before-- he hopes it can keep going, shamelessly.

His hair is everywhere, too, but Hazel can deal with that as he pauses just to breathe lightly over his lips. ]

I like you like this. [ but then he always likes him ]

[He won't complain about hair being everywhere when it comes with Jae-Ha touching him. It's so much a continuation of earlier that that one touch already makes him shiver, laughing softly against his lips during this pause. No matter how far this actually goes, it's nice not to have to worry about that anymore - how fortunate that cute pancakes led to this, a good-looking man in his lap...

Really, no complaints. He's even saying nice things, how good of him.]

Lucky me. [He kisses him again, other hand lifting just enough of Jae-Ha's hair out of the way for him to kiss his jaw, then down to his neck.] I should hope so, since you're makin' my head spin.

[Well.... and he's thirsty, but what's a little more flattery??]

[Thirst meets thirst and the only way they're going to get off this chair now is if the chair ends up not being good enough. For now, it's just right. Hazel's hands are on him and his mouth is at his neck, and Jae-Ha tilts his head back slightly to enjoy every bit of that. He's messing up Hazel's hair a bit, but it's just so easy to grab at with the length it is. His hand smooths over his chest, taking his time in feeling every inch. Now that he's allowed to go this far, he'd better make the most of it, right?]

Am I, now? [That flattery works so well that his pleasure at it is practically dripping from his tone. Honestly, his head is spinning, too. They're both in this spot, so much so that he can feel his heart beating in his chest now. This is further than they've gone before, and it makes him terribly eager. He's hyper aware of Hazel's hand under his robe, and now the lips on his neck— God.

Though he's already entirely on Hazel's lap, he makes the motion of sliding closer in it. Basically, he just presses more against Hazel, hello—]

Should I try to make it spin a bit more?

[Ah, there's finally an advantage to having the same haircut for ten years. Hazel trails kisses down his neck, lingering more with each one, like he really needs to savor this. Now that they can do this any time, he really doesn't have to— but it's so much more exciting this way, he can't resist. Jae-Ha's hand and the sound of his voice are already too much, and yet he still wants to take his time and really enjoy this.

He's especially enjoying the warm skin against his lips, and his next kiss is completely ruined by a short gasp when Jae-Ha presses somehow even closer. Hello, indeed—]

I'm lookin' forward to it. How about "do your worst"?

[This gay challenge... while his hand creeps higher up Jae-Ha's thigh with a friendly squeeze.]

[They match up so well. He's not going to ruin this wonderful pacing, even with how it's turning him on. It would be so easy to skip steps, but that just wouldn't be fair in the long run. He wants to enjoy every little bit. That little gasp excites him far more than it has any right to, and the hand in Hazel's hair slips out of it. It grips at his shoulder for a moment before traveling down Hazel's chest and back up his shirt to join his other hand.

His worst, huh? Well... This chair is proving to be just as much of a challenge as it is a blessing, but Jae-Ha doesn't mind. The gay challenge, for real.

He takes his time feeling up Hazel with both hands now, testing each sensitive spot for its own reaction before he slips them around Hazel, between him and the chair. His fingers curl into his shoulder blades as he shifts a little pointedly in his lap. Hm, there's no room at all here, he can't even hunch low enough to kiss down him. The most he can do is turn and duck to kiss at his ear, lingering.]

We may have to move for that.

[The gay challenge is going great. Hazel finally manages to kiss his neck again, breath hitching against his skin as he's touched. There are plenty of reactions for Jae-Ha to take note of - another gasp here, a soft noise there, more than a couple insistent thigh squeezes - and really, he's just touching his chest. That has no right to be as arousing as it is, and yet...

Well, it's not fair at the same time that it's the best morning they've had in days, so— it's fine. Moving in his lap gets him to hum, encouraging, and he's already turning to kiss him... anywhere, after Jae-Ha's kiss. Literally anywhere he can reach will be good, right now.

Thankfully, staying in the chair is not part of the challenge. As much as he enjoys having Jae-Ha in his lap, there are plenty more available surfaces that aren't so confining. Great idea.]

This might surprise ya, but I'm powerfully more interested in ya doin' things to me than sittin' in this chair.

[Thirst level: ultimate.]

I had no idea.

[There's no way he can take staying here any longer when Hazel is reacting so much to a bunch of simple touches. Sliding his hands back around to Hazel's chest, he pushes himself back slightly, stopping along the way to steal a kiss on the lips. He hums into it, eager, and when he slips back the rest of the way, his hands drag with him.

But he's quick to reach for the hand that had been at his thigh, gripping his fingers to pull Hazel up with him.]

What sort of things are you hoping for, I wonder? I'd like to hear them. [Is he going to tease all the way to the bed? Probably. If they can make it there— all the way across this large bedroom is so far, especially is he's going to keep stopping like he does now to kiss Hazel.]

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