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hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smiles without a reply at those words. All of the things he's doing? Of course he's doing them. His eyes open again a few moments later just so he can look at Hazel fondly. Of course he's doing these things...

He's a special person. Jae-Ha idly shifts the hand that's near their faces, barely curling into the ends of Hazel's hair before resting there. It's funny, but this is a comfort of sorts to Jae-Ha, too. Hazel is solid, right here in his arms, warm and beside him. Neither of them are going anywhere. They're safe.

So, his eyes drift back closed and he'll fall asleep in a normal amount of time, since he's very tired after everything else.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is comfortable, and Jae-Ha certainly looks it. His hair might be everywhere but he's curled up on his side with one of his arms still wrapped loosely around Hazel. Hazel might be moving his hair carefully, but it's actually how he pulled away from his chest that wakes Jae-Ha slowly.

After just a few seconds of Hazel's looking, Jae-Ha's eyes blink open slowly. Oh. It's Hazel, that's right.

Still a little groggy, he moves his hand to touch to Hazel's cheek. Hello.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah— it's definitely because he's just waking up that the tone of those words brings slight color to his cheeks. He's looking more awake now, lips pressing together almost in a pout as he lightly squeezes Hazel's cheek for it, looking down between them.]

Good morning. Did you get some sleep?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[This guy... He pinches a little more insistently before he stops, slipping his hand lower to move along Hazel's jaw instead.]

I have no idea what you mean. [That's the guiltiest thing he could say, but that's fine. They're touching, Hazel's right here, he got a bit of sleep... That's such a relief to hear. He's going to get embarrassed, thinking about how he liked waking up to Hazel's face.

So, instead, he pushes himself up on his other arm and leans closer to steal a kiss. This is fine for the morning.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm, yes, this is a great way to waste time. Jae-Ha smirks as he inches a little closer.]

Really? It feels like I'm the one who's caught you. [Just going to try and dodge the fact that there were a couple of seconds of fond staring. Instead, he'll kiss the corner of Hazel's mouth next, not wanting to get too into this morning kissing thing or he'll just be tempted. But if he's like this, then it's fine...

Even if he might also slip his left leg forward to tangle with Hazel's legs. An accident, surely.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm?

[Ah, a cute little chin kiss, and Jae-Ha is still fighting to not just roll them over. What a start to a morning. He's completely energized already...]

I was completely behaved all night long. [So therefore, he did nothing wrong.] If you're saying you'd rather get out of bed...

[Well, they could do that... He trails off his fingers slipping behind Hazel's ear and into his hair again.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[His robe has enough easy access points, Hazel, don't be picky. They can be innocently comfortable, their legs tangled like this and hands on each other. Jae-Ha smiles and kisses a little higher on Hazel's face while his fingers play with his hair.]

If you need to know, waking up to see your face there made my heart beat a little faster. You should teach me that trick, pulling me in like you do with one look.

[Stop him. He's just in a good mood, and he's Determined to make this day better than the others.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The temperature makes it so he doesn't flinch, but the sensation of Hazel's fingers crossing to his waist still causes his heart to flip right over. He has to force himself not to move his own hands from where they are, and even then it only lasts a few seconds before his hand is trailing down Hazel's leg, letting the hair slip from his fingers as he goes.]

You know me so well. That's too bad... [He tells himself to calm down inwardly, again, but Hazel is this close and it's so easy to turn his head down to kiss at the top of his ear. So he does.]

I would have liked to know for certain when I made your heart go crazy.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-26 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[—ah. Maybe he should stop it right now, before they're tempted again, but it's just the morning, right? They can manage some cuddling. He thinks that, but he still leans a little into Hazel, his free hand shifting to press to his chest as he does.]

Actually, I do like a little of the mystery.

[But just a little. His hand drags down over his tank top, hesitating when he gets to the bottom of it.]

Usually.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He is a gentleman, of course he'd keep it above the waist. Until Hazel doesn't. Ugh, but there he goes, being so thrilling again. Jae-Ha looks hopelessly pleased by those words, taking his time in slowly slipping the fingers of his covered hand under his tank top. It's just an innocent slide of his hand up to his chest, where he pushes lightly.]

You always know just what to say.

[This is just so he can get enough distance to lean down and steal a kiss again, of course, leaning a little more towards Hazel in the process but not pushing him over or anything close. Right now, he's too pleased by how their legs are twisted together and too focused on holding back just enough.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-27 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Honey tongue. Jae-Ha smiles into the next kiss, searching out that honey tongue with his own as he hums in some sort of agreement. Well, Hazel does have a way with words. That hand runs back down his back and he shivers, pressing a little more insistently into the kiss as his fingers splay out at Hazel's chest.

A few minutes of this is all he can do, this morning. By the time he's leaning so much that he wants to push Hazel over, and his hand has smoothed over just about every bit of his chest, he pulls back with a soft gasp.

He's still smiling, of course, leaning forward for another, slower kiss as his hand smooths down across his ribs and over to rest at his waist. He'll use this as a moment to sit up slowly. If he doesn't stop here, he won't stop at all.

So, he pulls his hand back from under Hazel's shirt and rests it on Hazel's wrist, instead, smirking down at him.]


I'll make breakfast. [See, look at him being well behaved, he needs to crawl out of bed right now to commit to this.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-27 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha is just as thirsty, if that isn't clear. Even those simple words make him hang back, sitting on the edge of the bed and straightening the front of his robe before he flips his hair over his shoulder. He looks back over his shoulder, eyes slowly running down Hazel as one of his hands rests back on his chest.

For support, of course, so he can lean down and steal one more slow kiss.]


I'll be waiting.

[It's very anticlimactic, he knows. It's killing him, and it's clear from how slow he pulls his hand back. But this time, he stands and heads out of the room and downstairs.]

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