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what's happening here (mostly open)
Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jacketsHe sure is out and about...]
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
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All these things you're doin' for me... [He trails off without completing that thought, since he's not sure what he wants to say about it yet. He'll have to think about what that means and what he should do about it, eventually.
Not in the middle of the night, though. He shifts again to loosely drape an arm over Jae-Ha, before he tries going back to sleep again. Eventually this will work...]
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He's a special person. Jae-Ha idly shifts the hand that's near their faces, barely curling into the ends of Hazel's hair before resting there. It's funny, but this is a comfort of sorts to Jae-Ha, too. Hazel is solid, right here in his arms, warm and beside him. Neither of them are going anywhere. They're safe.
So, his eyes drift back closed and he'll fall asleep in a normal amount of time, since he's very tired after everything else.]
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Hazel does get back to sleep, eventually, and without having another nightmare. He's appropriately exhausted from not sleeping, as usual, and the rest of the day, so it's fine. Unfortunately he doesn't have any shoujo dreams about being swept away in Jae-Ha's arms...
And waking up [spongebob title card] hours later isn't as shoujo as he'd imagined, anyway. Somehow he's squirmed closer, so that the side of his face is pressed against Jae-Ha's chest and there's green hair... everywhere... He blows a lock of it off his face before shifting back more into his own space, sleepily, to look at Jae-Ha.
Hmm, yes. That's a nice Jae-Ha. He lifts some of his bangs off his face, gently, not trying to wake him... just trying to look...]
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After just a few seconds of Hazel's looking, Jae-Ha's eyes blink open slowly. Oh. It's Hazel, that's right.
Still a little groggy, he moves his hand to touch to Hazel's cheek. Hello.]
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Mornin', sunshine. [He's still teasing, and yet this is still about 50 times gayer than the last time he said this.]
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Good morning. Did you get some sleep?
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I did a bit. Though I've got the strangest feelin' someone was watchin' me right at the start.
[He actually doesn't know, but he's assuming based on what a sap Jae-Ha is that this did happen. And don't pinch him, rude!! He doesn't want to pull back from touching Jae-Ha's face, so he sort of shrugs one shoulder at his own cheek instead. Stop...]
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I have no idea what you mean. [That's the guiltiest thing he could say, but that's fine. They're touching, Hazel's right here, he got a bit of sleep... That's such a relief to hear. He's going to get embarrassed, thinking about how he liked waking up to Hazel's face.
So, instead, he pushes himself up on his other arm and leans closer to steal a kiss. This is fine for the morning.]
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They sure don't need to get up... what day is it, who cares!!]
Now, I caught ya fair and square. [did he] No sense in denyin' it.
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Really? It feels like I'm the one who's caught you. [Just going to try and dodge the fact that there were a couple of seconds of fond staring. Instead, he'll kiss the corner of Hazel's mouth next, not wanting to get too into this morning kissing thing or he'll just be tempted. But if he's like this, then it's fine...
Even if he might also slip his left leg forward to tangle with Hazel's legs. An accident, surely.]
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[He did nothing, he's innocent... He turns his head into that next kiss, giving Jae-Ha a slower kiss in return. This is fine, as long as no one gets too heated they might actually get out of this bed at some point today.
But, ah, there's a leg getting cozy with his legs, and he can't really remember the importance of taking it slow for a moment. Jae-Ha is a menace... Hazel breaks the kiss and places a lighter one down lower, on his chin, instead. What's up.]
There really ain't an 'off' switch with ya, is there?
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[Ah, a cute little chin kiss, and Jae-Ha is still fighting to not just roll them over. What a start to a morning. He's completely energized already...]
I was completely behaved all night long. [So therefore, he did nothing wrong.] If you're saying you'd rather get out of bed...
[Well, they could do that... He trails off his fingers slipping behind Hazel's ear and into his hair again.]
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Oh, praise the Lord. [hazel] I'm not sayin' I'd rather do this or that, besides. Just curious.
[Curious about why Jae-Ha doesn't wear normal pajamas, specifically, since he's touching his waist here and just feels more shirt and not any edge he can wiggle his hand under. What gives... He'll settle for squeezing Jae-Ha's hip instead.]
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If you need to know, waking up to see your face there made my heart beat a little faster. You should teach me that trick, pulling me in like you do with one look.
[Stop him. He's just in a good mood, and he's Determined to make this day better than the others.]
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Somehow, Jae-Ha's silly words are a lot more pure than this... somehow. Once again, that makes him smile, and duck his head slightly to smile more at his shoulder. Ugh.]
I can't just go around sharin' trade secrets like that. It'll surely be turned against me, and I won't be able to do a damned thing.
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You know me so well. That's too bad... [He tells himself to calm down inwardly, again, but Hazel is this close and it's so easy to turn his head down to kiss at the top of his ear. So he does.]
I would have liked to know for certain when I made your heart go crazy.
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Don't ya like the mystery? I'll think about sharin' that every now and then.
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Actually, I do like a little of the mystery.
[But just a little. His hand drags down over his tank top, hesitating when he gets to the bottom of it.]
Usually.
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Well, maybe. His free hand covers Jae-Ha's with a light touch, but he isn't pushing him away.]
Let's keep a lil mystery. [Keep it above the waist, sinner... but don't not touch him, in bed in the early morning??]
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You always know just what to say.
[This is just so he can get enough distance to lean down and steal a kiss again, of course, leaning a little more towards Hazel in the process but not pushing him over or anything close. Right now, he's too pleased by how their legs are twisted together and too focused on holding back just enough.]
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Dragging his other hand up Jae-Ha's spine is also above the waist, and so is perfectly innocent, even when he dips back down. Just enough is never enough, but holding back... His sacrifice better be appreciated.
He's in a good enough mood to stop and speak quietly against his lips,] I've got a honey tongue. It's one of my talents.
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A few minutes of this is all he can do, this morning. By the time he's leaning so much that he wants to push Hazel over, and his hand has smoothed over just about every bit of his chest, he pulls back with a soft gasp.
He's still smiling, of course, leaning forward for another, slower kiss as his hand smooths down across his ribs and over to rest at his waist. He'll use this as a moment to sit up slowly. If he doesn't stop here, he won't stop at all.
So, he pulls his hand back from under Hazel's shirt and rests it on Hazel's wrist, instead, smirking down at him.]
I'll make breakfast. [See, look at him being well behaved, he needs to crawl out of bed right now to commit to this.]
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Even so, when Jae-Ha pulls away, that isn't fair either. Hazel is left looking up at him with clear desire, leaning after that kiss for a few seconds before they actually separate and he flops back down to the bed. Gracefully. He'll be thinking about that little gasp for ages.
This jerk, getting him going and then going to make breakfast... Is this payback?? He definitely is not pouting down here at all.]
How anticlimactic. [he's thirsty...] I'll meet ya downstairs.
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For support, of course, so he can lean down and steal one more slow kiss.]
I'll be waiting.
[It's very anticlimactic, he knows. It's killing him, and it's clear from how slow he pulls his hand back. But this time, he stands and heads out of the room and downstairs.]
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But if Jae-Ha wanted him disheveled before, he is a little disheveled now. Give him a few minutes to comb his hair and make his clothes look less debauched, and an extra minute to stand in his room and breathe, after all of that... then he will wander downstairs. What is breakfast today??]
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this is the lamest line
yeah it is
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me screaming i don't know how to play poker
LMAO vague fudge it!!!
furiously reads wikipedia about a card game
this sounds fair
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teach him that strip poker is a thing
would he start throwing the game
honestly either that or trying 10 times harder
i can be your angle or yuor devil
I swear to god
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should I put a sin warning in the subject in advance
sweats loudly........ sin is everywhere, especially here
now you have to put a warning in ur log warnings, warning: sin
finally, warning: jae-ha
nsfw text I cannot Believe
i can't believe it's not sin! said no one ever
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hazel made me write this sin
nuh uh....hazel is pure
Hmmm
remember in like july when i was like "nah that probably wouldn't happen"
when we were both like hah aha as if that could happen, and then,
and then there were bus
THERE WERE BUS
gay bus
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filthy acts at a reasonable price
yells
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