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what's happening here (mostly open)
Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jacketsHe sure is out and about...]
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
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Alright, let's see these three minutes. [Good thing Hazel isn't banned from speaking for three minutes!!] I'll let ya know when they're up.
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So after maybe a minute, and after he's slid his free hand down to rest at Jae-Ha's waist,] That's my shirt you're tryin' to run away with.
[What is he doing!!]
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I'm addin' a minute.
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Bring it.]
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This is how ya repay me for my teachin'? Attitude?
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Maybe I should go back upstairs, where I'm not bein' hassled...
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So he'll take the opportunity to settle in against Jae-Ha, sliding his hand up from his waist to rest on his chest. Hey.]
How persistent. I'm not takin' away the extra minute, all the same.
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Okay,] I s'pose I'll let ya talk again.
[That wasn't even a single waiting minute, but shh.]
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Hmm, really? Should he speak? He wonders.]
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Oh, now he's a stoic. I see. [But he's right there, so Hazel brings his hand up again to touch along his jaw while he leans in to kiss his cheek.]
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Oh, I've earned a reward for it. [A cheek kiss! How nice.] Can I get another, to make it even?
[Here he is, talking like an idiot again. Hazel wanted this.]
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That one was for me. [obviously!! Kissing his other cheek would involve moving, so nah, but he presses another kiss to the same spot again.] There.
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Because he's getting a little too attached for it to be anything casual at all. That's a deep thought Hazel doesn't need to deal with, right now, he thinks, and so he just turns his face a little to catch Hazel's lips in a slow kiss instead.]
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Consequences happen to other people. Hazel likes this, instead, smoothing his hand down to the side of Jae-Ha's neck as he relaxes into the kiss. This is fine... who talks about feelings? Also other people.]
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His fingers slide up more into Hazel's hair, curling there. Like this, everything feels fine. At least for the moment, he can set aside his worries about his own past and learning of it, of the monsters they have to deal with and all of the risks, and instead just think about how soft Hazel's hands are, or how sweet his kisses are.]
sin
Sure, he doesn't have... other friends... but it's more than that!! They've connected in so many ways since they met, it only makes sense that Jae-Ha is this important to him already. All of the physical affection helps, like right now, when he just wants to be close to this very important person and forget the rest.
Speaking of being close... He pulls back from the kiss when he needs a breath, fingers curling against his neck. When he speaks it's quietly, just for Jae-Ha, even if no one else is here anyway-] I think... y'should come here.
[Where is here... Here is right here, on the couch, moving with Hazel as he starts to lean back. Sitting here is nice but it's not close enough, sooo come here and get comfortable.]
SIN
His heart skips more than a beat and that stupid, surprised expression fades slowly as he begins to shift with Hazel. He has to make sure their legs don't get tangled up or anything as he leans after him, immediately kissing him. Kissing this close is going to kill him again. He really thinks it will, but there's no way he can pass this up.
He's drawn to Hazel, one of his hands resting at his shoulder as the other presses against the couch so he doesn't just fall on top of him here. Comfortable, yes, comfortable. He's going to get way too comfortable.]
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Hazel's arms slide up around his shoulders again, fingers locking together at the back of his neck. Kissing like this is a new thrill, still sweet like it has been, but more serious than before. He is very serious, though he's showing it like this rather than talking about it. Feelings are complicated, and even if his desire for Jae-Ha is part of that, it's the simplest part - the part he knows how to deal with.
So, kissing on the couch like this. Jae-Ha holding himself up is just holding back, and that's okay... but Hazel tugs insistently at him anyway between this kiss and the next. Comfortable, Jae-Ha!!]
leave room for jesus
Still not close enough? He doesn't think so either, so it's right away that he moves with the pulling. Carefully, he settles himself completely on top of Hazel, his other hand now free to cup Hazel's face as he kisses him deeper.
Comfortable... Well, he's definitely comfortable, even as he heats up that kiss a little. Being this close to Hazel is absolutely intoxicating. He needs another moment to make sure he's still thinking straight, but then— that hardly matters right now.]
this is no longer a christian side hug
This is close enough, for now... He's free to think about the way Jae-Ha tastes, and how his body feels like it's going to catch fire in every place they're touching and then some, and - and this is when his face heats up - Jae-Ha making jokes about helping him undress, earlier. He probably shouldn't think about that last one now, or he'll get really ahead of himself.
Since this is taking it slow, and all. Just some innocent kissing, with feelings, and Hazel shifting just enough to bend one leg at the knee and press it against Jae-Ha's hip. Slow.]
jesus has left the building goodbye sinners
even jesus can't save this
choo choo here comes the sin train
if one sinner leaves houston at 4:00 going 65mph, and another sinner.....
screams
a baby is here
stop him
can he be stopped???
no probably not but like someone should try
well, hazel won't,
sighs deeply
jae-ha did this
maybe
yes
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this is the lamest line
yeah it is
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me screaming i don't know how to play poker
LMAO vague fudge it!!!
furiously reads wikipedia about a card game
this sounds fair
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teach him that strip poker is a thing
would he start throwing the game
honestly either that or trying 10 times harder
i can be your angle or yuor devil
I swear to god
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should I put a sin warning in the subject in advance
sweats loudly........ sin is everywhere, especially here
now you have to put a warning in ur log warnings, warning: sin
finally, warning: jae-ha
nsfw text I cannot Believe
i can't believe it's not sin! said no one ever
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hazel made me write this sin
nuh uh....hazel is pure
Hmmm
remember in like july when i was like "nah that probably wouldn't happen"
when we were both like hah aha as if that could happen, and then,
and then there were bus
THERE WERE BUS
gay bus
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