churchbelle: (i think i had a stroke)
hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, go ahead and start! Jae-Ha will stay comfortably and silently right here, playing with Hazel's hair with one hand, and plucking at the back of his shirt with the other. You know, just idly passing the time.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's being a menace before he can be menaced himself, of course. He's going to be silent for as long as he can! So, he smiles, stilling that hand for just a moment. Once the moment passes, he raps his fingers against Hazel's back, there, instead.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does he think the ear tugging will stop him? He just looks more amused. But alright, his hand pulls away from Hazel's back and presses a finger to his chest, instead. He's learned enough English to be able to draw out two simple letters. O K.

Bring it.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[To that, he just gives a wide smile and points at himself innocently. Attitude? Who, me?]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't allow that!! So, he stops pointing at himself and poking at Hazel and just hooks that arm around his waist again, instead. He tugs him nice and close in this sideways position he's in.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm... That's a nice hand, and a nice Hazel overall. He glances down at him like he's considering this, and then back up to his face as he turns just enough to kiss the top of Hazel's head. See, he doesn't need to speak at all.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy, permission... But instead of speaking immediately, he just smiles a little in consideration and kisses his head lightly again. His fingers curl where they're resting around his waist, and he ducks his head a little after that just to try and look Hazel in the eye.

Hmm, really? Should he speak? He wonders.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, that's cute. His smile turns into something more warm, and now he doesn't have the heart to stay silent. He tried.]

Oh, I've earned a reward for it. [A cheek kiss! How nice.] Can I get another, to make it even?

[Here he is, talking like an idiot again. Hazel wanted this.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[For him... Hmm. Jae-Ha continues to smile at that second kiss as his hand begins playing with Hazel's hair again. He'd like to just sit here and enjoy this, like the last few days they have, but it's getting harder and harder to chase away the way he wonders about this. Consequences (still) aside, how casual was this, really...?

Because he's getting a little too attached for it to be anything casual at all. That's a deep thought Hazel doesn't need to deal with, right now, he thinks, and so he just turns his face a little to catch Hazel's lips in a slow kiss instead.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[As much as he can fall so easily into just enjoying himself, there's still a part of him that wants to hear some sort of confirmation that this is real, that this is just them, that this won't just vanish. But it's a childish want, in this sort of situation, and he's not going to push it when they're doing just fine like this. Hazel's hand on the side of his neck makes him shiver, and he deepens the kiss a little further.

His fingers slide up more into Hazel's hair, curling there. Like this, everything feels fine. At least for the moment, he can set aside his worries about his own past and learning of it, of the monsters they have to deal with and all of the risks, and instead just think about how soft Hazel's hands are, or how sweet his kisses are.]
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SIN

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Those words could pull him in alone. They're a different sort of soft, one that gets him to look with quiet surprise as Hazel begins to lean back. He should— come here? Oh.

His heart skips more than a beat and that stupid, surprised expression fades slowly as he begins to shift with Hazel. He has to make sure their legs don't get tangled up or anything as he leans after him, immediately kissing him. Kissing this close is going to kill him again. He really thinks it will, but there's no way he can pass this up.

He's drawn to Hazel, one of his hands resting at his shoulder as the other presses against the couch so he doesn't just fall on top of him here. Comfortable, yes, comfortable. He's going to get way too comfortable.]
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leave room for jesus

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is much more thrilling than before. The same kiss turns into something a lot more bold and adventurous, and to be honest, having Hazel tugging on him persistently in such a demanding way is unfairly arousing. He's still hesitant to push forward for that, kissing him and curling fingers into the couch before the more insistent tugs begin.

Still not close enough? He doesn't think so either, so it's right away that he moves with the pulling. Carefully, he settles himself completely on top of Hazel, his other hand now free to cup Hazel's face as he kisses him deeper.

Comfortable... Well, he's definitely comfortable, even as he heats up that kiss a little. Being this close to Hazel is absolutely intoxicating. He needs another moment to make sure he's still thinking straight, but then— that hardly matters right now.]

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