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hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes he can forget that Hazel has all of this that he's holding onto. He might not be subtle about everything, but it only really comes out in serious moments like this. Here, with him melting into this hug so thoroughly, Jae-Ha only wants to pull him closer. He's not asking him to go all out, that's true, but Jae-Ha isn't a person who can so easily hold back when he could be helping. Even if that weren't true, holding Hazel closely like this, he can't help but think that he wants to keep him safe.

Keeping Hazel safe means he expects to stay safe himself, too, though. He'll have to remember that. He's just realizing that if Hazel hadn't been there, he might have been a lot more reckless with it. This time, he realizes that voicing his worries about not doing enough out loud doesn't really help, so he holds back any retort about how he'll go all out whether Hazel asks him to or not. It's just that he also has to keep in mind what would work or not. He is trying to stay alive... Hm.

For now, he hugs him and shifts a little more to close a few more inches, even if his wet leg is touching even more.]


Such sad expressions don't suit you at all. [He'll say this even when he's not currently looking at his face since they're hugging.] Don't go thinking I'm so fragile.

[Stop worrying...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sure didn't answer that. But that's fine, they have this hug, and Hazel seems to be easing up slowly, even if it's just with baby comments like this. Jae-Ha smiles, curling his fingers into Hazel's hair and watching it slip through.]

My right leg is stronger than you can imagine. So long as I kicked with that one, I don't think it would have ended as badly as you might think.

[He's just saying. That leg can't get cut, as far as he knows, when there are scales. Burning? He doesn't think that would be a problem either.] But it wouldn't have finished it off, and I had to be sure I could get us out of there. Are you complaining when I didn't even kick it?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't once left your side.

[He says that like it's some defense for doing stupid things, or talking about doing stupid things. He's busy playing with Hazel's hair, taking this as a chance to lean further against him.]

If you want to feel a little responsible, I'm still a bit too tired to jump. Let me just rest right here... [He's leaning even more...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh... He was trying to make things lighter, and instead Hazel is worrying like this? He moves his hand out of Hazel's hair only to rest on the top of his head.]

I'm just fine. [He is a little tired, for some reason, but he's going to assume that's because he's not used to this shinki business. Later, he'll have to suggest that they do some for-real practicing on smaller ayakashi or something. Right now, though, he's trying to make things nicer, so... Back to joking, more clearly now.]

I'm only trying to find an excuse to press against you like this. Is it a bad time?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Only your leg? I'd say that's an improvement from the last time you got wet.

[Look, they haven't even fallen in. He deserves a reward. He laughs, because he thinks a laugh is what they need right now, and smooths his hand down Hazel's head, fingers running through his hair as he does. He's probably messing it up a little. That's fine.]

Do you want me to take us home, or should we stay here for a while longer?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's sad their little walk was ruined, but staying home won't be so bad. Maybe he can lighten things up. They've already spoken for a bit, and he can only hope that's helped as well. For now, he can only do what he can, so he supposes that's flying and doing his best with keeping Hazel's chin up.

He squeezes him in that hug before he pulls back, moving just enough to slip his pant leg back down.]


Let's get going, then.

[Standing up, he extends a hand towards Hazel to help him up as well. Once he takes it, he'll change it quickly into scooping him up in his arms so he can jump off. It's a lot better than before, but he also starts just taking shorter jumps from the beginning. His stamina is so lame today. Maybe because all of their meals were ruined yesterday. Maybe.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, Jae-Ha's pretty sure Hazel isn't over all of his emotions and worry, but he's also being considerate. They're both still affected, but they'll get past this just like anything else. So long as he just stays himself, and stays at his side, then that's fine, isn't it?

He follows along with the hand tugging, his free hand touching to his own chest.]


Did you want to help?

[He's joking and horrible, and that smirk on his face is too much. But he'll squeeze Hazel's hand as he heads towards the stairway.] Let's get comfortable.

[He's appropriate at all times.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you mean.

[Ah, to be young and innocent... Not really. But it's his privilege, being older, to be able to tease him so mercilessly. It's his right. Smiling in a sweet way that's everything but innocent, he'll let Hazel's hand slip from his once they reach the top of the stairs.

Don't take so long, huh... What a baby. But he'll disappear into his room and change quicker than he could have, before he exits and sets off to find Hazel.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I might have said something like that.

[He's just changed into some pants that aren't damaged anymore, and back into boots. This is just easier... Anyway, since Hazel clearly so kindly waited for him, Jae-Ha slides up next to him to link their pinkies.]

Come this way.

[Just like that, he'll tug Hazel lightly along downstairs towards the couch they seem to use most often. It's a nice couch, and he sits down easily before reaching with his free hand to touch Hazel's wrist of the same hand he's been holding. Come on, sit comfortably, however that is.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sure is a needy baby. But that's fine— Jae-Ha's joking aside, he can behave enough to know that what happened today isn't some tiny thing they can brush off. All of that hugging at the shrine... They could just continue it here.

So, he wraps an arm around him instantly to hold him close.]


Feeling comfortable?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, he's being like this. Jae-Ha lifts his free hand to Hazel's face, brushing away a stray hair as he watches him. He could be silent and let him be like this, or he could say something goofy again to keep being obnoxious, but right now, both of those options don't seem quite right. He's busy admiring Hazel here this close to him and trying his best to shut out worrying images from earlier.

He can't help the words that come out.]


I'm glad you're okay. [It's maybe calling back too much to earlier, but he feels like he needs to express just how relieved he is.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This power of mine isn't so bad.

[That's something like a "you're welcome." He didn't want to be too serious on that and say that he'd do it every time, because Hazel might start worrying again. Instead, think about how great he is at flying away. That's a benefit.]

Speaking of that, that beam of light... What was that, exactly?
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-09-25 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[A spell. That's what it really seemed to be, but wording it like that too...! How exciting.]

It was super cool! [Jae-Ha is an adult.] Every ayakashi is only taken care of through our actions combined, but it definitely damaged it! It was much better than my weapons... I'd like to see it again, some time.

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