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what's happening here (mostly open)
Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jacketsHe sure is out and about...]
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
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I... don't think we should have any right to decide something like that. [What they're "better off" with or without, that is. But—] What I do know is that it tried to harm us, and it wasn't going to stop for anything. If that's what you define a monster by, then yes.
I would have killed it myself if I had the ability. The fact that it relentlessly went after you... [And him, but who cares.] That was all it took. It will be sad once someone takes care of it, but I don't think it would be wrong of them. I'd even say it was right.
Some things can't be helped. [Maybe his way of thinking isn't the best in this case. He's not sure what Hazel needs to hear, so he's only being honest with him.]
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What's gonna be better about the world with a thing like that in it? [He has the energy left to cut in with this, insistently, before he falls silent for the rest of Jae-Ha's speech. He shouldn't be comforted by the fact that Jae-Ha would kill monsters for his sake, but he is. He is.
It was right. More than just that, everything he's said to Hazel just now, but it was right. A human turned into a monster today, and it will be right to put it down. Hazel wonders if that still counts as mercy.
It seems he still has things to think about. Now, though, he wants to lean closer into Jae-Ha again. Stop looking at him and let him sulk.] ...I killed monsters for a livin', before this cheap Heaven took away the power I had. Ya don't have to tell me ya figured it out already. [He's... not subtle!!] I s'pose I never had to think of 'em as bein' somebody once until recently.
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When you're doing something like that, it's easier not to think about it. Sometimes thinking can delay everything, and before you know it, you're hurt. [He feels like he knows this well even if he has no idea why.]
But at the same time, it's only human to think about these things. [He squeezes Hazel in this hug.] It's okay.
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I was just angry. [Angry... and tired. He's more tired than he thought. He sighs.] Still, I don't think what I was doin' was wrong.
[So, there's that - he's got that much focus, despite all the sad feelings trying to win out. His grip on Jae-Ha's shirt slackens all the way, finally, and he slides that hand up around his back instead. Hugging... it will work. Jae-Ha doesn't think he's some kind of disturbed creep doing nothing right by anybody, so - that's good.
After a beat,] ...Your leg's all better now. [whoa!!]
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It just makes him hold on tighter. Despite knowing that, he doesn't think he'd say Hazel has done anything wrong. Even if there was some point where it was handled wrong, it must have been with good intention. That's what Jae-Ha thinks.]
My leg is fine, thanks to you. If only I could have done more...
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But Jae-Ha is a good person, and Hazel's first instinct is to move in closer. It's a haphazard hug on the ground and his knee's bumping against Jae-Ha's wet leg, but it doesn't matter as long as he's close. He can't think of anything to say to that, but surely the way he's progressively melting into this hug will convey how he feels about it.]
It's not like I'm askin' ya to go all out for me. [That worked just fine when it was with Gat, and Hazel was always prepared with the materials to fix him if something went wrong, but he can't do much here beyond drag Jae-Ha to holy water and hope it's enough. He cares, so don't get murdered, thanks.] But I appreciate the sentiment.
[And he'll still worry...]
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Keeping Hazel safe means he expects to stay safe himself, too, though. He'll have to remember that. He's just realizing that if Hazel hadn't been there, he might have been a lot more reckless with it. This time, he realizes that voicing his worries about not doing enough out loud doesn't really help, so he holds back any retort about how he'll go all out whether Hazel asks him to or not. It's just that he also has to keep in mind what would work or not. He is trying to stay alive... Hm.
For now, he hugs him and shifts a little more to close a few more inches, even if his wet leg is touching even more.]
Such sad expressions don't suit you at all. [He'll say this even when he's not currently looking at his face since they're hugging.] Don't go thinking I'm so fragile.
[Stop worrying...]
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I'm not makin' a face. [He is making a face.] I'm just tellin' ya what I think.
[Without actually saying aloud that he doesn't know what he'd do if he lost Jae-Ha, because Jae-Ha acted too rashly and he couldn't do anything about it - that's fine. He's a tiny clingy mess, Jae-Ha will get the point well enough.]
You're just an idiot who thinks he can kick monsters that burn when ya touch 'em. [This is him being a baby, but also what the HELL.....]
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My right leg is stronger than you can imagine. So long as I kicked with that one, I don't think it would have ended as badly as you might think.
[He's just saying. That leg can't get cut, as far as he knows, when there are scales. Burning? He doesn't think that would be a problem either.] But it wouldn't have finished it off, and I had to be sure I could get us out of there. Are you complaining when I didn't even kick it?
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If you're gonna do somethin' ridiculous, I've got a right to complain. [Even if he was just thinking about it, that's enough to count.] That's surely my responsibility.
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[He says that like it's some defense for doing stupid things, or talking about doing stupid things. He's busy playing with Hazel's hair, taking this as a chance to lean further against him.]
If you want to feel a little responsible, I'm still a bit too tired to jump. Let me just rest right here... [He's leaning even more...]
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Well, don't. [Stay with him and his whining, thanks. This leaning, though - ordinarily he'd take this as playing around right off the bat, but after all of the monster attacks and subsequent angst—] You're certainly alright, aren't ya?
[He's having a feeling, gross.]
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I'm just fine. [He is a little tired, for some reason, but he's going to assume that's because he's not used to this shinki business. Later, he'll have to suggest that they do some for-real practicing on smaller ayakashi or something. Right now, though, he's trying to make things nicer, so... Back to joking, more clearly now.]
I'm only trying to find an excuse to press against you like this. Is it a bad time?
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You're gettin' my leg all wet. [He says, sliding his other arm around Jae-Ha to pull him closer anyway. Sitting on the ground, wet leg... not as important as hugs. This worked last time, but how well will it work when he's having 8 personal crises and not just creeped out by Ukoku?? Better try and see.]
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[Look, they haven't even fallen in. He deserves a reward. He laughs, because he thinks a laugh is what they need right now, and smooths his hand down Hazel's head, fingers running through his hair as he does. He's probably messing it up a little. That's fine.]
Do you want me to take us home, or should we stay here for a while longer?
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Now, the difficult choice between sitting at a shrine to he doesn't know who or going home, hmm. Hmm!] Let's go home.
[He can keep messing up Hazel's hair in the comfort and privacy of their big house. But he will be lowkey monitoring that leg on the way, don't mind him.]
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He squeezes him in that hug before he pulls back, moving just enough to slip his pant leg back down.]
Let's get going, then.
[Standing up, he extends a hand towards Hazel to help him up as well. Once he takes it, he'll change it quickly into scooping him up in his arms so he can jump off. It's a lot better than before, but he also starts just taking shorter jumps from the beginning. His stamina is so lame today. Maybe because all of their meals were ruined yesterday. Maybe.]
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Still, they make it home, and Hazel doesn't even comment on the shorter jumps. He's so considerate. Once he's finally on the ground again, he wastes no time in reaching for Jae-Ha's hand again to tug him inside. Gotta deposit this loser on a couch or something... wait.]
You're gonna have to change. [Ugh so is he, why do they keep getting wet!!]
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He follows along with the hand tugging, his free hand touching to his own chest.]
Did you want to help?
[He's joking and horrible, and that smirk on his face is too much. But he'll squeeze Hazel's hand as he heads towards the stairway.] Let's get comfortable.
[He's appropriate at all times.]
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Time to go upstairs...]
You're pushin' it. [Pushing what... His self control, honestly, but. Here they are, innocently going up to change.] Don't take so long.
[he's needy]
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[Ah, to be young and innocent... Not really. But it's his privilege, being older, to be able to tease him so mercilessly. It's his right. Smiling in a sweet way that's everything but innocent, he'll let Hazel's hand slip from his once they reach the top of the stairs.
Don't take so long, huh... What a baby. But he'll disappear into his room and change quicker than he could have, before he exits and sets off to find Hazel.]
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Anyway, he glances down at Jae-Ha's previously blighted leg again, as you do. Jae-Ha's upright and not falling over himself, so he's mostly placated.]
So, I believe I heard somethin' about gettin' comfortable?
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[He's just changed into some pants that aren't damaged anymore, and back into boots. This is just easier... Anyway, since Hazel clearly so kindly waited for him, Jae-Ha slides up next to him to link their pinkies.]
Come this way.
[Just like that, he'll tug Hazel lightly along downstairs towards the couch they seem to use most often. It's a nice couch, and he sits down easily before reaching with his free hand to touch Hazel's wrist of the same hand he's been holding. Come on, sit comfortably, however that is.]
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Hold him closer, tiny hands-er.]
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So, he wraps an arm around him instantly to hold him close.]
Feeling comfortable?
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sin
SIN
s i n
leave room for jesus
this is no longer a christian side hug
jesus has left the building goodbye sinners
even jesus can't save this
choo choo here comes the sin train
if one sinner leaves houston at 4:00 going 65mph, and another sinner.....
screams
a baby is here
stop him
can he be stopped???
no probably not but like someone should try
well, hazel won't,
sighs deeply
jae-ha did this
maybe
yes
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this is the lamest line
yeah it is
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me screaming i don't know how to play poker
LMAO vague fudge it!!!
furiously reads wikipedia about a card game
this sounds fair
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teach him that strip poker is a thing
would he start throwing the game
honestly either that or trying 10 times harder
i can be your angle or yuor devil
I swear to god
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